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A young guy goes to the Job Center in Charleston, West Virginia, and sees a flyer advertising for a Gynecologist's Assistant at a Soothing Approach Gynecology Center. Interested, he wants to learn more. ""Can you give me some more details?"" he asks the clerk. The clerk pulls up a file and says, ""The job entails helping ladies get ready for the gynecologist in a soothing and relaxing manner. You have to help them out of their underwear, lay them down and carefully wash their private regions, th

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Late Night Political Jokes ""Happy birthday to Hillary Clinton, who turned 68 today. When asked what her favorite gift was, she said, 'Donald Trump.'"" Jimmy Fallon ""They're talking about putting a woman on the $20 bill. And Hillary said, 'I'm available.'"" David Letterman ""Chelsea Clinton gave birth to a daughter named Charlotte this weekend. Hillary Clinton was really excited until she remembered that you have to be 18 to vote."" Seth Meyers

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What part of the body goes to heaven first? In Sunday school, Sister Mary asked the class: ""What part of the body goes to heaven first?"" In the back of the class, nasty Billy waved his hand frantically, but Sister Mary, suspecting a wrong answer, turned to another child. ""Yes, Susan?"" ""The heart goes to heaven first because that's where God's love lives."" ""Excellent,"" said Sister Mary, ""and you, Charlotte?"" ""The soul, Sister Mary, because that's the part that lives beyond death."" ""V

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Southwest Airlines makes humor a high priority. Here are some actual humorous statements by airline flight crews: ""Good morning. As we leave Dallas it`s warm the sun is shining and the birds are singing. We are going to Charlotte where it`s dark windy and raining. Why in the world y`all wanna go there I can`t imagine."" ""As we prepare for takeoff please make sure your tray tables and seat backs are fully upright in their most uncomfortable position."" ""Your seat cushions can be used for f

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