Late Night Political Jokes ""Happy birthday to Hillary Clinton, who turned 68 today. When asked what her favorite gift was, she said, 'Donald Trump.'"" Jimmy Fallon ""They're talking about putting a woman on the $20 bill. And Hillary said, 'I'm available.'"" David Letterman ""Chelsea Clinton gave birth to a daughter named Charlotte this weekend. Hillary Clinton was really excited until she remembered that you have to be 18 to vote."" Seth Meyers