Donald Trump is on a plane with leaders from all over the world They are all bragging about how well their countries are doing. The Japanese president grabs a bag of electronics, throws them off the plane claiming ""we have so much electronics I can afford to throw a bag of it out the plane"" The Korean president grabs a bag of rice, throws them off the plane claiming, ""we have so much rice I can afford to throw a bag of it out the plane"" President of Ireland grabs a bag of bottles of beer, chucks it out the window and says ""lads, we got so much beer we can afford to chuck a bag of it out of a plane"" Donald Trump stands up, grabs the President of Mexico and chucks him off the plane
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