News: Hillary won the debate! My friends: Bernie won the debate! Trump: I won the debate! Huckabee: Asian people eat dogs!

Breaking News: Reliable sources reveal that Donald Trump is actually Cthulu. The absurd hairdo isn't absurd at all. It hides the tentacles.

Donald Trump was born when someone put a pinkie ring in a bag of Cheetos and left it in a lightning storm.

The celebrity couple name for Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton is Clump.