#snow-white

An octopus is very cool because if Snow White and the Seven Dwarves were drowning, it would have enough tentacles to save all of them.

It's like the only thing my kids learned from Snow White is that fruit is horribly poisonous.

Snow White: Someday my prince will come Prince Charming: I swear this has never happened before

Both her name and her living situation suggests that the dwarves MAY have been referring to Snow White when they sang, 'high ho.'

If I was Snow White you'd never be able to kill me with an apple...you'd have to poison an eclair or something...

Snow White is my favorite Disney movie about a man trying to hook up with a woman who just wants to sleep.

The story of Snow White teaches us something very important: NEVER eat fruit.

Watching Animal Hoarders. It's like Snow White only the animals aren't really helping with the cleaning.

Just saw Snow White working at Lady Foot Locker, she was looking hot, seriously, she was the fairest of the mall.

What if Snow White just pretended to be asleep so she didn't have to clean up after little people anymore? Because that I totally get.

[Woods] SNOW WHITE: Oh, what a lovely little house! GOLDILOCKS: [in ski mask] Beat it, sister. I've been scoping this place out for weeks.

[Snow White sees her doctor] Snow White: How bad is it, Doctor? Doc: Damn it I told you I'm a mine worker not a doctor. It's my name, idiot

The moral of Snow White is if a woman poisons you because you're prettier than her, find some men to chase her off a cliff while you sleep.

Snow White succumbs to avian influenza as a message against the laziness of magically hiring animals to complete household chores.

If Snow White can trick 7 men into supporting her, then I'm sure I can find at least one sucker to do that for me.

Snow White and the seven dwarfs go to see the pope. Snowhite and the seven dwarfs go to see the pope. As Snow White talks to the pope, the dwarfs push Dopey in front and whisper, ""Ask the question, Dopey, ask the question!"" Dopey blushes, but the pope sees it and says, ""Dopey, do you want to ask me a question?"" ""Well, uhm... do you think they have *nuns* in *Iceland?*"" ""Why sure"", the pope goes, ""I suppose there are some nuns in Iceland."" But the dwarfs push Dopey in front again: ""Ask…

Snow White and the Farm Hand A newly hired farm hand is tending to his daily duties when he's approached by Snow White. ""How are you today, good sir?"" she asks. ""Very good, Snow White."" He responds ""How are the animals today? Have you yet to ask them?"" She asks. A bit confused, the farm hand answers, ""Animals don't talk, ma'am. However, I'm sure they're just fine."" Snow White walks up to the donkey. ""How are you today, donkey?"" ""Very good, my lady!"" replies the donkey. She walks up t…

Why did Snow White go to bed? She was feeling Sleepy.

Why did Snow White buy an android phone? She thought the apple was poisoned.

Superman, Snow White, and Quasimodo visit the mirror on the wall Superman wants to ask if he is the strongest of them all. So, he goes to ask the mirror and when he comes back he is proud of himself and says, ""Yes, yes! I am the strongest of them all."" Next Snow White wants to know if she is the prettiest of them all. She goes and asks the mirror and comes back excited to tell them that she is in fact the prettiest of them all. Quasimodo, seeing his friends and their success, is confident that…

Donald Trump was interviewed for his list of favorite things. Q: What's your favorite Disney movie? A: Snow White Q: What's your favorite song? A: White Light, White Heat Q: What's your favorite Christmas song? A: White Christmas Q: What's your favorite rock band? A: White Snake Q: What's your favorite movie in general? A: Black Mass Q: That's an interesting break from the pattern. What's it about? A: A guy named Whitey Bulger. Q: (forehead slap)

Since role reversal is so popular in Hollywood right now with female Ghostbusters, Star Wars' Rey as the new Luke, a potential black or female James Bond, Disney will remake another classic with role reversal. Snow White and the 7 Little Girls. Where Snow White is an old guy whose head of hair is ""snow white"". Rumor is that Bill Clinton will be playing the lead.

Why did Snow White stop using the mail-in photo lab? She was tired of singing ""Some day, my prints will come...""

What did Snow White say when she came out of the photo booth? Some day my prints will come!

Three friends at the bar... - The first: ""You know... my wife wants two children after seeing Hansel and Gretel"" - The second: ""My wife instead wants seven children after seeing Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs"" - The third: ""Umh I have to go, my wife is watching 101 Dalmatians"".