#donald-trump

It is okay to make jokes about Donald Trump, For now...

If Donald Trump has been married three times... Does that make Melania the ""Third Lady""?

Now that Donald Trump will be President, I really hope he builds the wall. We need to keep all those crazy Americans contained.

Donald Trump, Vladimir Putin and Boris Johnson walk into a room...Oh God. This isn't even a joke anymore. Help

A man walks into a bar The man is Donald Trump. He orders a drink and leaves a few minutes later. The joke is that you thought this one wasn't going to be political

I asked my blonde friend who she voted for. She said, ""I voted for Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton."" I said, ""Why on earth would you do that?"" ""On the ballot,"" she replied, ""it said 'Vote Both Sides'""

Why was 9/11 the worst day in American history? Because on the 9th November Donald Trump was elected president

What do Donald Trump & the iPhone 7 have in common? They both think de-porting is the answer when there's no more Jobs.

Riffing off u/Mc237269's joke: What do Donald Trump & the Galaxy Note 7 have in common? Push any button then watch the explosion.

Donald Trump and the 2016 Presidential Election I would make a political joke about it but then it would get elected.

Why does Donald Trump secretly not want to become president? He'd have to move in to a smaller house in a black neighborhood.

Election Day Drinking Game: Every time Donald Trump is elected President, we all drink and just never stop.

Donald Trump is gonna be the next US President pretty HILLARYous, isn't it

Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump get into a car accident. Who survives? America

If Donald Trump becomes president, he'll increase taxes, he'll increase borders... And the population of Canada.

If our next President is Donald Trump.. He will put the P.O.S in P.O.T.U.S

El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive. I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.

The teacher said.. Let's begin by reviewing some history. Who said: 'Give me Liberty, or give me Death!'? She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Little Akio, a bright foreign exchange student from Japan, who had his hand up: ""Patrick Henry, 1775,"" he said. ""Very good! ""Who said: 'Government of the People, by the People, for the People, shall not perish from the Earth!'?"" Again, no response except from Little Akio: ""Abraham Lincoln, 1863."" ""Excellent!"" said the teacher continuing. ""Le…

Donald Trump will run for President ... When the Cubs win World Series.

Why does Donald Trump put his name on his buildings? So the banks know which ones to seize

I don't think Donald Trump realizes how strong and unified Latinos are... Every Latino is like a brick. When they come together they form a wall.

What is the only reason Donald Trump watched the Olympics? To see how high Mexican pole vaulters can jump

Donald Trump managed to build his wall and kept the mexicans out. Now he has a new target for extinction: Ladders, ropes, shovels, airplanes...

A cow confronted Donald Trump after a rally It said ""what's your problem with moo-slims?""

Bad Traffic A Marine colonel on his way home from work at the Pentagon came to a dead halt in traffic and thought to himself, ""Wow, this traffic seems worse than usual. Nothing's moving."" He notices a police officer walking back and forth between the lines of cars so he rolls down his window and asks, ""Excuse me, Officer, what's the hold up ?"" The Officer replies, ""Donald Trump is just so depressed about the Impeachment thing he stopped his limo in the middle of the Beltway and he's threate…