#dad-joke

Another Dad Joke Dad: Guess who I saw today? Kid: Who? Dad: Everyone I looked at!

A woman walks into a hair salon... And she tells a receptionist ""Make me look beautiful"". The receptionist then hands her a business card. Incredulously, the woman asks the receptionist ""I did not know Father John could cut hair"". The receptionist then responds: ""He doesn't. You come to us if you want a haircut. You go to Father John if you need a miracle"". Everyone talks about dad jokes, my mom just told me this one.

You wanna hear a Dad joke? Well, I don't have any kids yet so you're gonna have to ask someone else!

Knock knock. Who's there? A puerile, often racist subreddit run on dad jokes.

Dad joke Daughter: Dad, do you know what a Dad joke is? Me: Of course honey, its what comes out of a dad egg.

Why do buzzards prefer to fly? Because they really like their carry-on..... yeah total dad joke, i know.

2 walruses walk into a bar.. the first walrus is swearing and acting extremly obnoxious, the second walrus turns to him and says ""tusk tusk"" Gotta love dad jokes

Dad jokes - My time has come. Whelp my son is 7 months old and I made my first dad joke to my wife the other day... How long did it take you other guys out there to hit the dad joke stage in your life?

My first dad joke So, early this morning my wife got up and questioned me after I got up early with our son and fed him. Her: Did you get our son sick? Me: Nope, I got him cereal.

Everytime I play Monopoly I get this dad joke. http://imgur.com/bbMl41W

(OC dad joke) What do you call a goat on a small mountain? A hillbilly

[DJ] A man dug three holes and said.... Well, well, well... Yes [DJ] = Dad Joke warning It's honestly my dad's favorite joke.

What do you call a guy who likes telling ""dad jokes""? A ""groan"" man...

Not your average dad joke Knock knock! Who's there? To To who? To whom

Dad jokes are amazing/beautiful/magical things!! People today seem to thing dad jokes are cringe worthy but being a dad i feel i must speak out!! So what arr your best dad jokes?

for all the fathers A guy just had his first child so he sat down and told his father, his father was pleased and said ""OK, its time i give this to you"" he gives him a book with the title 1001 dad jokes. the son said ""i am honored"" and the father said ""hi honored i am dad""

I can't imagine the difficulties of growing up with 2 gay dads double the dad jokes.

Dad joke #31939: A guy walks into a bar. Ouch.

I know a good dad joke. But I have to wait for Dad to come back to tell.

My favorite dad joke of all time... Why don't chickens pee? Because they eat with their pecker.

Anglo/German Dad Joke Q: What do you call an elf that's afraid of Jethro Tull? A: 10:45

Dad Joke: People said the USA would have a black president when pigs fly. Swine Flu.

What do you call a multiple choice dad joke? A pop quiz.

Dad jokes for Father's Day As its Father's Day (in Australia at least), here's a thread for all our favourite Dad Jokes How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles Happy Dad Joke Day!

My dad is the worst with jokes.. One night, he came over for dinner, and made about 50 dad jokes within two hours. It got to the point where I had to tell him to stop or get out. ""Im only having a bit of fun, calm down buddy!"" He said to me ""Look, I think you need help with your dad jokes, I'm getting you professional help."" I relayed back to him ""No you aren't."" He said with a smile and a laugh. ""Im serious!"" I snapped back at him. ""Hi Serious, I'm Dad.""