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I just became a Dad two months ago and I'm still practicing my Dad jokes bear with me.

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Just another dad joke WIFE: I have a couple important announcements…First: I'm pregnant

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A dad joke A man was waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor came and informed the dad that his son was born without a torso

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I don't normally tell dad jokes... But when I do

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When does a joke become a dad joke? When it's fully groan.

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It must suck being raised by gay parents. Either you get stuck with double the dad jokes or get thrown into an infinite loop of ""go ask your mother.""

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The worst part of gay couples adopting kids The adopted kids will either get twice the amount of dad jokes or get stuck in an infinite loop of go ask your mother.

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I tell dad jokes even though I'm not a dad... I'm a faux pa

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Dad joke A dad goes to see his daughter in her room but the door is shut. He opens it

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When does a joke become a dad joke? When it reaches full sighs.

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Probably the shittiest dad joke I've ever heard Mom: honey

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Apparently the Dad jokes never stop... I just told my wife I was going to go hop in the shower; my 66 year old father-in-law looks me straight in the face and says

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When does a dad joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.

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FATHER'S DAY DAD JOKE: What kind of shoes does a ninja wear? Sneakers

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What do you call a person who tells dad jokes but isn't a father? A faux pa

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I tell dad jokes but I have no kids. I'm a faux pa.

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Since you like Dad jokes. Here's one I laid on my wife while she was folding my infant daughters clothes. Wife: Could you go and grab the baby hangers?

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When does a joke turn into a dad joke? When he leaves you and never comes back.

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When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.

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I tell dad jokes but I don't have any kids.

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Why are dad jokes so bad? Because the punchline is always apparent

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My 7 y/o niece just dad joked me. **Her:** ""Do you know any jokes?"

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My 10-year old daughter just Dad joked me. She said she was leaving to get cigarettes and never came home.

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(My first dad joke) Pregnant lady's food stuck in vending machine Her (to staff): My food is stuck in the vending machine

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(My first dad joke) Wife was breastfeeding Her: the baby sure is taking his time getting his meal in

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