#dad-joke

What does a dog do that a man steps in? Pants. What’s brown and sticky? A stick. I’m looking for a third joke with a punchline that appears to be, but isn’t, feces related. Please help me finish my pseudo-poop dad joke trifecta.

My son was shocked that I grounded him over a dad joke I told him he can’t be shocked while grounded

having gay parents must be awful Either 2 times the normal amount of dad jokes, or you get stuck in a loop of “go ask your mom.”

I dont often tell dad jokes Cause he's going deaf

I’ve figured out where all the dad jokes are stored. In a dad-a-base.

The daddest of my dad's dad jokes Seriously, this is his favorite one: A cop pulls over a man who appears to be chauffeuring a penguin in a limousine. "Sir," barks the cop, "Is that a penguin you're driving around?" "Yes it is," the driver responds cheerfully. "Is there a problem?" "Of course there is! That is completely illegal. If you want to avoid arrest, take that penguin to the zoo IMMEDIATELY." "Of course, Officer. I understand." Two days later, the same cop is astonished to find th…

How does a joke become a dad joke? It leaves and never comes back.

It's inappropriate to tell a dad joke if you're not a dad. It's a faux pa.

Original dad joke I made this up a couple years ago and my kids think it’s the worst so it might work: A fruit fly comes home and sees that his house has turned from green to yellow. He turns to his wife and says, “This is bananas!”

I Tell Dad Jokes Sometimes, he laughs

The Most Dad Joke of Puns! All the best Puns are written down on paper. That way, they're truly tear-able. Also it's my cake day!

When does a joke become a dad joke? When it's full groan?

I don’t often tell dad jokes But when I do he always laughs

I've got a really good dad joke. My girlfriend's pregnant and she thinks I'm going to stick around.

Why does no one laugh at dad jokes? The punchlines are so old they're full groan.

A dad joke ""Dad I'm hungry."

A total Dad joke I heard this holiday. What do you call a cow with no legs?

My 5 year old son just got me with a dad joke I hadn't heard before. My son was playing with his teenage mutant ninja turtle action figures

If you make Dad jokes.... .... but you have no children....

I don't even have kids and I always tell dad jokes. He loves them.

I just fell victim to a dad joke Dad: What do you get when you cross a tuna

Someone has most likely made this dad joke before but I'm still proud/ashamed to have come up with it myself. Man 1: Did you hear about my neighbor who jumped off a cliff?

Dad joke level grandpa: Why are the first 25 letters of the alphabet fascist? Because they're not-z's.

Spanish Dad Joke Dad: Son what are you drinking?

I tell dad jokes but I have no kids