#dad-joke

What's the difference between a pun and a dad joke? A pun can make you groan, but a dad joke goes even father.

Spanish Dad Joke A mexican father and son were at the mall and the son finally convinced his dad to try Chinese food. "But it's so dry!" said the father. "No it's not, they put lots of stuff on their plates," replied the son. "Like what?" the father asked. "Soy Sauce" he answered. The father stared for a minute and then said, "Hola Sauce... *soy Dad*"

I used to date a girl with a lazy eye I broke up with her though, cos I'm pretty sure she was seeing someone on the side. Credit to /u/MoreMajorSins for this awesome dad joke!

What colour bricks? Not sure if this has been posted before but oh well. My Granddad told me this when I was smaller (Yes, he is still alive) . Sorry for the horrible (Grand)dad joke! If a red house has red bricks , a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour bricks does a green house have? None, a green house is made out of glass.

A Father's Gift A proud new father sits down with his dad to have a drink. "Well son, now that you have a son of your own its time I gave you something." "Dad you dont mea-" "Yes I do. You've earned it." Says the father as he passes a copy of '1001 Dad Jokes 5th Edition' to the son. "Dad I dont know what to say...I'm honored." "Hi honored," Replies the father. "I'm dad."

My un-dadly dad just made his first dad joke While we are playing cards and I'm getting my ass kicked: Me: This is the face of defeat. Dad: Want to draw a face on my foot? Me: Why? Dad: It's the face of defeat... edits: formatting from mobile

Dad joke about phones.... A phone call comes through to a families home and the son looks at it and yells "Dad should I take this" The dad yells back "who is it calling?" Son: "It says private caller" Dad: "Don't answer!! We only take calls from lieutenant callers or higher!!"

When does a joke become a dad joke? After the delivery (Pls....just let me go and don't hurt my family)

I'm so upset that all the dad jokes on this sub are reposts or just plain shit, there's no originality. "Hi, so upset that all the dad jokes on this sub are reposts or just plain shit, there's no originality, I'm dad."

A proud new Dad A proud new Dad sits down to have a drink with his father. "Well son, now that you've got a kid of your own, I think it's time to give you this" "Dad, you don't mean-" "Yes son, I do" *Dad pulls out copy of 1001 Dad Jokes, 5th Edition* "Dad... I'm honoured..." he says, tears sparkling in his eyes. "Hi honoured", replies his father. "I'm Dad".

Dad Joke It was my birthday an me and my Dad were driving on the highway when we saw a terrible accident. My Dad said "This is the worst accident I've seen in 20years!" Well yeah it was my 20th birthday.

When does a joke become a dad joke? When the punchline is apparent. When does the punchline become apparent? It becomes apparent upon delivery.

I love telling dad jokes which is a shame, because he's dead.

When does a dark joke become a dad joke? When it goes out for milk and never comes back.

I wrote down my dad jokes on paper Now I know they're all tearable.

I like telling dad jokes Sometimes he laughs

When does a regular joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.

What do you call someone who has really got into telling dad jokes as they have gotten older? A groan up

Dad joke As an older gentleman, I miss urinals.

If a Dad joke is a really stupid joke, what's a Granddad joke? ... one where you forget the punchline.

Dad joke What kind of drugs do fish do? Seaweed

I don't often tell Dad jokes But when I do, he laughs.

My wife asked me to stop with the corny dad jokes I said I was going to do a chemistry joke next, but now I'm afraid of the reaction.

Cop joke. So I’m an ER RN and we love to joke around. Had two cops in with a patient. I deadpanned “ I heard there’s been ppl stealing tires off (local) cop cars…. The one cop says “I haven’t heard anything about this “. So… I said “I’ve heard the police are tirelessly investigating it.” First cop high fives me. I say dad joke! Second cop pouts. Lol.

What do you call a woman who tells dad jokes? A faux pas.