A proud new Dad A proud new Dad sits down to have a drink with his father. "Well son, now that you've got a kid of your own, I think it's time to give you this" "Dad, you don't mean-" "Yes son, I do" *Dad pulls out copy of 1001 Dad Jokes, 5th Edition* "Dad... I'm honoured..." he says, tears sparkling in his eyes. "Hi honoured", replies his father. "I'm Dad".
Looking for a nice, wholesome girl I can bring home to mom. She only dates nice, wholesome girls
How do you say "I'm sorry I got you pregnant, but my plane leaves in an hour. I might visit the baby one day." in Korean?
I stuck a "Baby On Board" sign on my minivan to warn the other drivers how fussy and tantrum-y I get when traffic's bad or I miss my nap.
"Uh-oh!" - My toddler, looking me dead in the eye while he feeds his dinner to the dog
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