Dad joke about phones.... A phone call comes through to a families home and the son looks at it and yells "Dad should I take this" The dad yells back "who is it calling?" Son: "It says private caller" Dad: "Don't answer!! We only take calls from lieutenant callers or higher!!"
[first date] HIM: Can I call you sometime? HER: [slowly slides napkin over phone] You can't... I lost my phone
As a father of girls, I think the best interview method for potential suitors will be: "Let me see your phone"
After six years of being responsible, I finally went and lost my phone last night. I'm currently using Twitter from the web. LIKE A CAVEMAN.
"I forgot my phone, so what do u want to talk about?" ... *knocks on stall wall* "Hello? Can u hear me?" ... "I like your shoes...Hello?" ..
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