#dad-joke

I asked my dad why he doesn't make any dad jokes He told me he leaves those to my uncle.

My girlfriend ""Dad joked"" me on a hike. I asked my girlfriend what she thought trees would sound like if they talked while on a hike.

What is the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke? The difference is always a parent

Gay men shouldn't be allowed kids... ... no one could survive that many dad jokes!

Dad Joke It was my birthday an me and my Dad were driving on the highway when we saw a terrible accident. My Dad said ""This is the worst accident I've seen in 20years!"

Dad Joke: What do you call a Roman with a cold? Julius Sneezar

The ultimate Dad Joke A father

Having Gay parents is the worst. You either get double the amount of Dad Jokes or stuck in an infinite loop of ""Go ask your mother"".

Dad Joke Dad: (Grabs his chest) Call me an ambulance

When does a joke become a dad joke? When it forgets to use a condom

Dad joke [OC] *My dad with a coffee at the gas station cash register:*

Sometimes I just wish I was black. That way I wouldn't have to deal with all the dad jokes

I don't always tell Dad jokes... But I've been saving the best ones for twenty years

When does a joke become a dad joke? When it leaves you behind and never comes back.

Having gay parents must be horrible ... ... you either get twice as much of dad jokes or get stuck in an infinite loop of ""go ask your mom""

I'm so upset that all the dad jokes on this sub are reposts or just plain shit there's no originality.

New dad as of today so here is my first dad joke.

When does a joke become a dad joke? When the punch line becomes apparent

My un-dadly dad just made his first dad joke While we are playing cards and I'm getting my ass kicked:

When does a joke become a Dad Joke? When it leaves you and doesn't come back.

I don't always tell dad jokes But when I do

Dad joke about phones.... A phone call comes through to a families home and the son looks at it and yells ""Dad should I take this"

When does a joke become a dad joke? After the delivery

I just can't stop making dad jokes! I don't know how much father I can go....

When does a joke become a dad joke? When it leaves you and never comes back.