#dad-joke

When does a joke become a dad joke? When it goes out for milk and doesn't comeback.

My 8 year old son made me laugh with a dad joke... We were trying to decide where to eat

What's the difference between a pun and a dad joke? A pun can make you groan

What is the one thing batman and superman don't have to worry about? Dad Jokes.

A dad joke with which we can all sympathize The father of five children had won a toy at a raffle. He called his kids together to ask which one should get the present.

Spanish Dad Joke A mexican father and son were at the mall and the son finally convinced his dad to try Chinese food.

My Dad's Best Joke - Not a dad joke My dad was enjoying a smoke break during an in-service training at the police academy. He had taken to smoking Misty cigarettes. A friend from a neighboring police force asked him why he was smoking such a feminine cigarette.

The thing I love most about dad jokes... ...is how they keep pushing the boundaries of humour father and father.

I think I just made the best dad joke ever. My son Robbie asked how he should get Poe into his X-wing toy. I said Wedge him. I had no one else to tell.

Dad joke heard at the beach Recently

My 4 year old son just got me with a dad joke I hadn't heard before. My son was playing with his teenage mutant ninja turtle action figures

Dad joke I came up with at work. I work at a grocery store produce department. Today there was some misplaced cheese in a cooler. I saw it was sharp provolone. I took it to the deli lady and once she read it I said ""be careful

Star wars dad joke heard tonight Dad ""Chewbacca seems kinda big for an ewok..."

I love telling dad jokes He laughs every time.

Whenever I tell dad jokes he laughs.

(Dad joke) How much did is cost the pirate to get his ears pierced? A buck-an-ear.

My mom just told a terrible dad joke. I was outside talking with my parents around the fire and I mentioned that I had read on reddit today that the astronauts were going to eat space-grown produce for the first time ever. My mother upon hearing this said:

Today I pulled the dad jokes of all dad jokes. At work

Classic dad joke but in bad taste

3 bad dad jokes I use these back to back to back all the time.

(Dad joke warning) What was the almond tree doing all damn summer long? Nuttin'

DAD JOKE: Do you know where you get water from? Well...

How i out dad joked my dad... So the preview for some time traveling movie comes on tv and my dad goes ""if you ever find a time machine remember not to use it

Dad joke **Dad:** Whaddya got there son?

Classic dad joke, but in bad taste So we were having a family dinner for the first time in a while. My mum was saying how terrible the situation in Nepal is, when my Dad says "it's nepalling isn't it?" I had a good laugh, feeling guilty after :(