#dad-joke

Aren't dad jokes great? I got a bad sunburn a week ago, and my skin is staring to peel of.I guess you could say that it's.....appealing

Dad Joke - Did the melon get married without permission? No, it Cantelope.

Where do Polar Bears keep their money? In the Snowbank. My first post is a dad joke LOL

Have you heard a dad joke about dad jokes? I've never meeted an person who had.

Son, do we have any dop Ted? son: what's a "dop Ted"? dad: you are, you are adopted!! son: ... Nice one dad. dad: I'm not your dad. (Dad joke at its finest, credit: Kris Wilson)

Whats your best dad joke? I just welcomed a baby boy and want to kick off being a father by hearing reddits best dad jokes

What is the motto of the French navy? To the water, it is time! Or in french... ... BWA HA HA HA. OK... I know this is kind a dad joke but.... yeah (for those don't speak French and thus don't get this, click the link and click the speaker to have it read to you ;) )

What do you call the field of study for dad jokes? ence

what does my dad and christmas crackers have in common? they show up once a year to make me cringe with their dad jokes, and then give me a shitty gift.

Why couldn't Mark think of a dad joke? Mark is black.

I heard a funny dad joke the other day. What color is a boomerang that never comes back? Black

Why does coffee have such a bad reputation? My wife and I had differing opinions on this. (One dad joke style and one completely non-pc) Looking forward to hearing from the masses. Edit: because apparently everyone wants the answer to the joke and nobody can think for themselves. I said : "coffee gets a bad rep because it's black" She said : "it gets mud everywhere" Yes it's a bad joke. I'm sorry

What is a good opening bridge bid for the Presidential Election? One no-Trump. Literally a Dad joke. From my literal Dad.

What do you call a horse that lives next to you? A Neigh-bor. Sorry for my horrible dad joke.

What is a better name for cows? Lawn mooers! My 12 year old sister made this up... She out dad joked me..and I'm a dad!

Dad joke: What time do monkeys poop? Tree turdy.

[racist] What form of humor is nonexistent in black culture? Dad jokes

Know what the opposite of a dad joke is? A son burn! Son: I'm thirsty Dad: hi thirsty, I'm friday Son: ugh, at least I have mom's genes. Dad: She was looking for jeans earlier today Son: you're wearing mom jeans right now, which gives you two reasons to feel embarrassed, Mr. Unemployed Dad:

How do you know if a joke is a dad joke? A dad joke has to reach father for a pun.

Dad Joke: What did the horse get on his oral exam? A-neigh

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because his neck is way up here! (Dad Joke)

Is milk the best workout supplement? No, whey man! (My first dad joke, im so proud!)

What are some good dad jokes? I never had a dad to tell me any.

If dad's get dad jokes, what do mom's do? The dishes!

What kind of jokes does a zombie make? Dad jokes.