The daddest of my dad's dad jokes Seriously, this is his favorite one: A cop pulls over a man who appears to be chauffeuring a penguin in a limousine. "Sir," barks the cop, "Is that a penguin you're driving around?" "Yes it is," the driver responds cheerfully. "Is there a problem?" "Of course there is! That is completely illegal. If you want to avoid arrest, take that penguin to the zoo IMMEDIATELY." "Of course, Officer. I understand." Two days later, the same cop is astonished to find the exact same limo heading down the highway, still with its penguin passenger. He pulls them over, and is further astonished to see that the penguin is now wearing a hat and sunglasses. "Sir," he says to the driver, "isn't this the exact same penguin I pulled you over for just two days ago?" "Yes, Officer." "And?? Didn't I tell you to take it to the zoo?" "Oh, well, I did. Today we're going to the beach!"