#dad-joke

Are you bothered by the fact that the term ""dad joke"" refers to a certain kind of humor associated with dads, whereas the term ""mom joke"" refers to jokes that are derogatory towards mothers? Hi, bothered by the fact that the term ""dad joke"" refers to a certain kind of humor associated with dads, whereas the term ""mom joke"" refers to jokes that are derogatory towards mothers, I'm dad.

I don't always tell Dad jokes... But I've been saving the best ones for twenty years, and we're going have such a laugh when he comes back with those smokes!

When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes a groan-up.

I'm never going bungee jumping. I came into this world due to broken rubber, I'll be damned if I leave because of it. **Edit:** Wow, never knew this was so original. My dad told me it years ago, thought it was a typical dad joke.

I made the best on the spot Dad joke today I was talking with a customer today, and she was telling me that she was on her way to work. She said she was a live in residential manager or something, but basically she takes care of an old guy. She was telling me she works third shift hours, so she gets paid to sleep. That's when I told her she's literally got her dream job. *ba dun tss*

The bar (Dad joke) First guy walks into a bar. Second guy walks into the same bar. Third guy ducks.

New dad as of today, so here is my first dad joke. What do you call it when you accidentally butcher your heifer instead of your steer? A Ms. Steak.

Dad joke I just had with my girlfriend GF: *sigh GF: *sigh GF: *sigh Me: That's like 3 sighs in 30 seconds. GF: And they all probably meant different things. Me: I guess I need to know sigh language.

I'm so sick of all these unfunny dad joke reposts. ""Hi, So Sick of All These Unfunny Dad Joke Reposts. I'm Dad!""

A son is coming out to his father ""I'm gay"" the son says. ""You aren't thinking straight"" says the dad. And then they laugh and hug, for it was a dad joke.

A proud new Dad sits down to have a drink with his father. ""Well son, now that you've got a kid of your own, I think it's time to give you this"" ""Dad, you don't mean-"" ""Yes son, I do"" *Dad pulls out copy of 1001 Dad Jokes, 5th Edition* ""Dad... I'm honoured..."" he says, tears sparkling in his eyes. ""Hi honoured"", replies his father. ""I'm Dad"".

I know we get a lot of dad jokes...here's a mom one What did Captain Picard say when he saw the new sewing machine? Make it sew!

A Man, A Proud New Dad of a Baby Boy, Sits Down With His Father At An Irish Pub They get a drink together at the Flannigan Pub, and his father, wearing a blue polo shirt, looks him in the eye and says ""son, I'm very proud of you and now that you're a father and have a son of your own, I think it's time I give you something"" ""Dad, you don't mean what I think you do?"" ""I do, son"" says the man's father Out of his right front pocket, he pulls out a small, thick book that says it is ""1001 Dad …

I watched somebody tell a dad joke in slow motion. It was even funnier because the slow-mo made him look drunk. Finally, a relevant dad joke.

Did you hear the one about the dyslexic philosopher with insomnia? He was up all night wondering if there really is a dog. I know it's a dad joke, because it was my dad's favorite joke.

How do you know when a joke becomes a dad joke? When the punchline becomes a parent.

I was in the midst of telling dad jokes when.. he had a heart attack and died.

When dads become grandfathers... Their dad jokes grow exponentially, just like their lineage.

Two guys walk into a bar... Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks. (Dad Joke)

So the woman sitting next to me on a plane with an infant in her lap looks over to me and asks, ""do you mind if I breast feed?"" And I respond, ""no thanks I already ate."" Too harsh of a dad joke?

Origin of Dad Jokes What and when was the very first dad joke?

The Daddest Jokes of Them All In Which Dad Tries His Hand At Humor -------------------------------------------- 1.Q Why did dad celebrate his new girlfriend's birthday for only thirty seconds? 1.A Because it was her 32^nd birthday! 2.Q ""Why is leather armor the best?"", asks Dad 2.A Because it's literally made of hide! 3.Q Dad wants to know why he should buy a SmartLamp^tm 3.A Obviously because the other ones aren't as bright! 4.Q Dad's girlfriend: ""I pushed the stool under the sink so you wou…

Dad Joke Survivors A nickelodeon presentation.

Short Dad Joke These kind of jokes always make me laugh a little, if you don't get it at first.. think about it! ""A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.""

Once upon a time there was a man. Today there are many **EDIT** Grandad joke. Rest his soul