for all the fathers A guy just had his first child so he sat down and told his father, his father was pleased and said ""OK, its time i give this to you"" he gives him a book with the title 1001 dad jokes. the son said ""i am honored"" and the father said ""hi honored i am dad""
Looking for a nice, wholesome girl I can bring home to mom. She only dates nice, wholesome girls
How do you say "I'm sorry I got you pregnant, but my plane leaves in an hour. I might visit the baby one day." in Korean?
I stuck a "Baby On Board" sign on my minivan to warn the other drivers how fussy and tantrum-y I get when traffic's bad or I miss my nap.
"Uh-oh!" - My toddler, looking me dead in the eye while he feeds his dinner to the dog
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