My dad is the worst with jokes.. One night, he came over for dinner, and made about 50 dad jokes within two hours. It got to the point where I had to tell him to stop or get out. ""Im only having a bit of fun, calm down buddy!"" He said to me ""Look, I think you need help with your dad jokes, I'm getting you professional help."" I relayed back to him ""No you aren't."" He said with a smile and a laugh. ""Im serious!"" I snapped back at him. ""Hi Serious, I'm Dad.""
[arcade] KID: dad, some guy is hogging the claw machine DAD: hey buddy, why don't you give the kid a turn LOBSTER: BACK OFF WE'RE IN LOVE
Mom: I think I'm gonna make a twitter Me: Mom it costs like $500 a year... Mom: That's expensive I'll stick with Facebook Me: Aww too bad
8 out of 10 men prefer not to date psychotic women with bad tempers, emotional baggage and daddy issues. To the other two.... Hi, I'm MJ
MOM STOP LICKING YOUR FINGER TO CLEAN MY FACE I'M IN A GANG NOW
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