#coors

Coors Light ships cold straight from the factory. I wish other water companies would do the same.

This specimen cup tastes like Coors Light.

Had to sober up in a hurry this morning so I chugged a few Coors lights.

Beer is good. After the Great Britain Beer Festival, in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer. The guy from Corona sits down and says, ""Hey Senor, I would like the world's best beer, a Corona."" The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him. The guy from Budweiser says, ""I'd like the best beer in the world, give me 'The King Of Beers', a Budweiser."" The bartender gives him one. The guy from Coors says, ""I'd like the only beer made with Rocky Mo…

A hungover man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink of anything other than Coors Light... Bartender: ""What's wrong with Coors Light? It is one of the most popular beers."" Man: ""Nothing wrong with it, but I drank 24 of them last night and I ended up blowing chunks."" Bartender: ""It happens to the best of us, if you drink 24 of any drink you'd probably end up blowing chunks."" Man: ""No, you don't understand... I didn't throw up, Chunks is my dog.""

what's a cheap, tasteless way to kill a werewolf? Coors Lite, the silver bullet

Guy comes into my bar and wants any beer but a stinkin Budweiser. So I pour him a Coors light. He slams it down and says ""Hey barkeep! Gimmie another beer, as long as it ain't one of them stinkin Budweisers!"" So I pour him a Lone Star and he slams it back like the previous pint. ""Hey barkeep! Gimmie another beer, as long as it ain't one of those stinkin Budweisers!"" As I pour him a Miller Lite, I ask him why he hates those ""stinkin Budweisers"" He tells me ""last night, I drank a case of th…

I love 2-packs of Coors Thug life.

I read an article last night... I was reading an article last night about fathers and sons, and memories came flooding back of the time I took my son out for his first drink. Off we went to our local bar, which is only two blocks from the house. I got him a Miller Genuine. He didn't like it so I drank it. Then I got him an Old Style, he didn't like it either, so I drank it. It was the same with the Coors and the Bud and the Leinies. By the time we got down to the Irish whiskey, I could hardly p…

I deal with my problems like how Coors makes money. With a lot of beer

Beer CEOs walk into a bar... The CEOs of Budweiser, Guinness, Coors, and Miller all walk into a bar after a beer-tasting contest. The CEO of Budweiser steps up to the bar and says: ""I'll have a Budweiser, the King of Beers!"" The Coors CEO says: ""I'll have a Coors, the beer as cool as the Rockies!"" The Miller CEO says, in turn: ""I'll have the good ol' taste of a triple-hops brewed Miller!"" The CEO of Guinness ponders for a moment and says to the bartender: ""Oh, I'll just have a Coke."" Bew…

3 brewery presidents walk into a bar... 3 brewery presidents walk into a bar. One from Corona, Coors and Guinness. The president from Corona says to the bartender, ""Give me a Corona, the best Mexico has to offer"" and the bartender hands him one. Next, the Coors president orders a Coors saying ""Hand me the only beer in the world made with water fresh from the Colorado Rockies."" Then the Guinness president walks up to the bar and orders a Coca Cola. The bartender, a bit taken aback, hands him …

Beer drinkers In Amsterdam, a world wide convention of brewers was held. The presidents of many of the world's greatest breweries were on hand, and many of them decided to go out for dinner together on the first evening. The waiter asked what they would like to drink, and the CEO of Miller said, ""The Best Beer in the world, an MGD please!"" The president of Budweiser asked for ""The King of Beers, make it a Bud!"". Adolph Coors requested a ""From mountain spring water, the clearest beer, a Coor…

Only Beer drinkers would understand In Amsterdam, a world wide convention of brewers was held. The presidents of many of the world's greatest breweries were on hand, and many of them decided to go out for dinner together on the first evening. The waiter asked what they would like to drink, and the CEO of Miller said, ""The Best Beer in the world, an MGD please!"" The president of Budweiser asked for ""The King of Beers, make it a Bud!"". Adolph Coors requested a ""From mountain spring water, the…

After the North American Beer Festival, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer. The guy from Corona sits down and says, ""Hey Se or, I would like the world's best beer, a Corona""' The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him. The guy from Budweiser says, ""I'd like the best beer in the world, give me 'The King Of Beers,' a Budweiser."" The bartender gives him one. The guy from Coors says, ""I'd like the only beer made with Rocky Mountain spring water, giv…

After a Beer Festival in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer. Corona's president sits down and says, ""Senor, I would like the world's best beer, a Corona."" The bartender takes a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him. Then Budweiser's president says, ""I'd like the best beer in the world, give me 'The King Of Beers', a Budweiser."" The bartender gives him one. Coors' president says, ""I'd like the best beer in the world, the only one made with Rocky Mountain spri…

After the Great Britain Beer Festival, in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer. The guy from Corona sits down and says, ""Hey Senor, I would like the world's best beer, a Corona."" The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him. The guy from Budweiser says, ""I'd like the best beer in the world, give me 'The King Of Beers', a Budweiser."" The bartender gives him one. The guy from Coors says, ""I'd like the only beer made with Rocky Mountain spring …

After the North American Beer Festival, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer. The guy from Corona sits down and says, ""Hey Senor, I would like the world's best beer, a Corona."" The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him. The guy from Budweiser says, ""I'd like the best beer in the world, give me The King of Beers,' a Budweiser."" The bartender gives him one. The guy from Coors says, ""I'd like the only beer made with Rocky Mountain spring water, give…

eer booze and fun!' 'After the Great Britain Beer Festival in London all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer. The guy from Corona sits down and says ""Hey Senor I would like the world's best beer a Corona."" The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him. The guy from Budweiser says ""I'd like the best beer in the world give me 'The King Of Beers' a Budweiser."" The bartender gives him one. The guy from Coors says ""I'd like the only beer made with Rocky M…

New Mexico Chili Cook-off NEW MEXICO CHILI COOK OFF If you can read this whole story without laughing, then there's no hope for you. I was crying by the end. This is an actual account as relayed to paramedics at a chili cook-off in New Mexico. For those of you who have lived in New Mexico, you know how true this is. They actually have a Chili Cook-off about the time Halloween comes around. It takes up a major portion of a parking lot at the Santa Fe Plaza. Judge #3 was an inexperienced Chil…

The CEOs of Budweiser, Coors, Killian's, and Guinness walk into a bar.... ...and the bartender takes orders. The CEO of Budweiser says "I'll take a Bud Light. It's crisp, refreshing, and doesn't hurt the budget!" The bartender moves down the line. The CEO of Coors says "I'll take a Coors light. It's colder, even more refreshing, and won't give you a beer gut!" The bartender moves down the line. The CEO of Killian's says "These guys are amateurs, give me a Killian's Irish Red. It's smooth, f…

What is the difference between Coors beer and a ... clitoris? A clitoris only tastes like piss for a second.

My first drink with my son I was reading an article last night about fathers and sons, and memories came flooding back of the time I took my son out for his first drink. Off we went to our local bar, which is only two blocks from the house. I got him a Miller Genuine. He didn't like it – so I drank it. Then I got him a Fosters, he didn't like it either, so I drank it. It was the same with the Coors and the Bud. By the time we got down to the Irish whiskey, I could hardly push the stroller…

After the Beer Festival, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer. The guy from Corona sits down and says, "Hey Senor, I would like the world's best beer, a Corona." The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him. The guy from Budweiser says, "I'd like the best beer in the world, give me 'The King Of Beers', a Budweiser." The bartender gives him one. The guy from Coors says, "I'd like the only beer made with Rocky Mountain spring water, give me a Coors.…

An Irishman's First Drink With His Son I was reading an article last night about fathers and sons, and memories came flooding back to the time I took my son out for his first drink. Off we went to our local bar, which is only two blocks from the house. I got him a Guinness Stout. He didn't like it - so I drank it. Then I got him an Old Style. He didn't like it either, so I drank it. It was the same with the Coors and the Bud. By the time we got down to the Irish w…