After the Great Britain Beer Festival, in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer. The guy from Corona sits down and says, ""Hey Senor, I would like the world's best beer, a Corona."" The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him. The guy from Budweiser says, ""I'd like the best beer in the world, give me 'The King Of Beers', a Budweiser."" The bartender gives him one. The guy from Coors says, ""I'd like the only beer made with Rocky Mountain spring water, give me a Coors."" He gets it. The guy from Guinness sits down and says, ""Give me a Coke."" The bartender is a little taken aback, but gives him what he ordered. The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask ""Why aren't you drinking a Guinness?"" and the Guinness president replies, ""Well, I figured if you guys aren't drinking beer, neither would I.""
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