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Beer is good. After the Great Britain Beer Festival, in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer. The guy from Corona sits down and says, ""Hey Senor, I would like the world's best beer, a Corona."" The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him. The guy from Budweiser says, ""I'd like the best beer in the world, give me 'The King Of Beers', a Budweiser."" The bartender gives him one. The guy from Coors says, ""I'd like the only beer made with Rocky Mo…

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After the North American Beer Festival, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer. The guy from Corona sits down and says, ""Hey Se or, I would like the world's best beer, a Corona""' The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him. The guy from Budweiser says, ""I'd like the best beer in the world, give me 'The King Of Beers,' a Budweiser."" The bartender gives him one. The guy from Coors says, ""I'd like the only beer made with Rocky Mountain spring water, giv…

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After a Beer Festival in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer. Corona's president sits down and says, ""Senor, I would like the world's best beer, a Corona."" The bartender takes a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him. Then Budweiser's president says, ""I'd like the best beer in the world, give me 'The King Of Beers', a Budweiser."" The bartender gives him one. Coors' president says, ""I'd like the best beer in the world, the only one made with Rocky Mountain spri…

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After the Great Britain Beer Festival, in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer. The guy from Corona sits down and says, ""Hey Senor, I would like the world's best beer, a Corona."" The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him. The guy from Budweiser says, ""I'd like the best beer in the world, give me 'The King Of Beers', a Budweiser."" The bartender gives him one. The guy from Coors says, ""I'd like the only beer made with Rocky Mountain spring …

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After the North American Beer Festival, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer. The guy from Corona sits down and says, ""Hey Senor, I would like the world's best beer, a Corona."" The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him. The guy from Budweiser says, ""I'd like the best beer in the world, give me The King of Beers,' a Budweiser."" The bartender gives him one. The guy from Coors says, ""I'd like the only beer made with Rocky Mountain spring water, give…

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eer booze and fun!' 'After the Great Britain Beer Festival in London all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer. The guy from Corona sits down and says ""Hey Senor I would like the world's best beer a Corona."" The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him. The guy from Budweiser says ""I'd like the best beer in the world give me 'The King Of Beers' a Budweiser."" The bartender gives him one. The guy from Coors says ""I'd like the only beer made with Rocky M…

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After the Beer Festival, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer. The guy from Corona sits down and says, "Hey Senor, I would like the world's best beer, a Corona." The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him. The guy from Budweiser says, "I'd like the best beer in the world, give me 'The King Of Beers', a Budweiser." The bartender gives him one. The guy from Coors says, "I'd like the only beer made with Rocky Mountain spring water, give me a Coors.…

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Another Irish joke involving beer While attending the World Beer Conference, the CEOs of Anhueser-Busch, Coors, and Guiness went out to eat together. When the waitress asked them what they would like to drink, the CEO of Anhueser-Busch replied, "Get me a Budweiser, the king of beers!" Not to be outdone, the Coors CEO told her, "I want a Coors. It's as refreshing as a Rocky Mountain spring!" The waitress turned to the Guiness CEO, who ordered a Diet Coke. Surprised, his companions asked why he h…

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Bear Warning The National Park Rangers are advising hikers in Glacier National Park and other Rocky Mountain parks to be alert for bears and take extra precautions to avoid an encounter. They advise park visitors to wear little bells on their clothes so they make noise when hiking. The bell noise allows bears to hear them coming from a distance and not be startled by a hiker accidentally sneaking up on them. This might cause a bear to charge. Visitors should also carry a pepper spray can just i…

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After a Beer Festival in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer. Corona's president sits down and says, "SeΓ±or, I would like the world's best beer, a Corona." The bartender takes a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him. Then Budweiser's president says, "I'd like the best beer in the world, give me 'The King Of Beers', a Budweiser." The bartender gives him one. Coors' president says, "I'd like the best beer in the world, the only one made with Rocky Mountain …

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Let’s have a drink together After a Beer Festival in London, several brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer. Corona's president sits down and says, "SeΓ±or, I would like the world's best beer, a Corona." The bartender takes a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him. Then Budweiser's president says, "I'd like the best beer in the world, give me 'The King Of Beers', a Budweiser." The bartender gives him one. Coors' president says, "I'd like the best beer in the world, the only one …

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