After the North American Beer Festival, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer. The guy from Corona sits down and says, ""Hey Senor, I would like the world's best beer, a Corona."" The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him. The guy from Budweiser says, ""I'd like the best beer in the world, give me The King of Beers,' a Budweiser."" The bartender gives him one. The guy from Coors says, ""I'd like the only beer made with Rocky Mountain spring water, give me a Coors."" He gets it. The guy from Molson sits down and says, ""Give me a Coke."" The bartender is a little taken aback, but gives him what he ordered. The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask, ""Why aren't you drinking a Molson's?"" The Molson president replies, ""Well, I figured if you guys aren't drinking beer, neither would I.""