After a Beer Festival in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer. Corona's president sits down and says, ""Senor, I would like the world's best beer, a Corona."" The bartender takes a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him. Then Budweiser's president says, ""I'd like the best beer in the world, give me 'The King Of Beers', a Budweiser."" The bartender gives him one. Coors' president says, ""I'd like the best beer in the world, the only one made with Rocky Mountain spring water, give me a Coors."" He gets it. The guy from Guinness sits down and says, ""Give me a Coke."" The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask, ""Why aren't you drinking a Guinness?"" and the Guinness president replies, ""Well, if you guys aren't drinking beer, neither will I.""
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