A hungover man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink of anything other than Coors Light... Bartender: ""What's wrong with Coors Light? It is one of the most popular beers."" Man: ""Nothing wrong with it, but I drank 24 of them last night and I ended up blowing chunks."" Bartender: ""It happens to the best of us, if you drink 24 of any drink you'd probably end up blowing chunks."" Man: ""No, you don't understand... I didn't throw up, Chunks is my dog.""