Beer CEOs walk into a bar... The CEOs of Budweiser, Guinness, Coors, and Miller all walk into a bar after a beer-tasting contest. The CEO of Budweiser steps up to the bar and says: ""I'll have a Budweiser, the King of Beers!"" The Coors CEO says: ""I'll have a Coors, the beer as cool as the Rockies!"" The Miller CEO says, in turn: ""I'll have the good ol' taste of a triple-hops brewed Miller!"" The CEO of Guinness ponders for a moment and says to the bartender: ""Oh, I'll just have a Coke."" Bewildered, the other 3 CEOs stare and ask why he didn't order a beer. The Guinness CEO shrugged and said ""Well, if you weren't ordering beer, I didn't think I would either"".