Would you pass the tea?
Three older couples were having afternoon tea. The first husband turns to his wife and says, "Can you pass the honey, Honey?" Not to be outdone, the second husband turns to his wife and says, "Can you pass the sugar, Sugar?" Feeling rather amorous, the third wife turns to her husband and asks, "George, why don't we call each other cute names?" George turns to her and says, "Can you pass the tea, bag?"