George and Dave were playing golf when George sliced his shot into a deep wooded gully. Taking his eight-iron, he clambered down the embankment in search of his ball. After spending ten minutes hacking at the undergrowth, he suddenly spotted something glistening among the leaves. As he got closer, he could see that it was an eight-iron in the hands of a human skeleton. George immediately called up to Dave: "Hey, Dave, I've made a shocking discovery!" "What's up?" shouted Dave. "Bring me my wedge," yelled George. "You can't get out of here with an eight-iron." What's the deal with golf? People play it wearing one glove. You wouldn't play it wearing one shoe, would you? They say it's for grip, but you know what would give more grip? Two gloves! Lee Evans