#fridge

If there are 502 bricks in a plane and 1 falls off, how many are left? (please read along with the joke and don't just cheat, it ruins the fun!) 501. How do you put an elephant in a fridge? You open the door, put the elephant in, and close the door. How do you put a giraffe in the fridge? You open the door, take the elephant out,put the giraffe in, and close the door. So, the Lion King had a birthday party, all the animals in the world were there, except for 1, which one? The giraffe, be…

An elderly couple are at the doctor’s office for their annual checkup. The husband goes in first. After the doctor runs all of his tests, he tells the man that all was well. The man says: “Thank you doctor, but I won’t be coming around here no more. God will take care of me the rest of the way.” The doctor looks at the man, a bit puzzled and says: “How do you figure that?” The man replies: “Last night I got up to go to the bathroom to pee, and when I opened the door to the bathroom, God …

Physical Seventy-eight year old George went for his annual physical. All of his tests came back with great results. Dr. Smith said, "George everything looks great physically. How are you doing mentally, emotionally and are you at peace with your self and have a good relationship with God? "George replied, "God and me are tight. We are so close that when I get up in the middle of the night, poof!...the light goes on and I go to the bathroom and then poof! the light goes off! "Wow," commented Dr…

There is only one mom At school, the children were given the topic "There is only one mom" for their homework. On the second day at school, Daisy reads her homework: *My mom is good, she takes care of us, looks after us. There is only one such mother.* Frank reads the homework: *No mom is as good as mine. She wokrs everything for us and she is also very beautiful and kind.* It's Johnny's turn to read his homework: *When I came home yesterday, the apartment door was open. My little brother…

My wife gave out to me this morning, because our fridge was full of stir fry. Oh god I must have being sleep wokking again.

Just checked that the carton of milk in my fridge expired December 31. Unlike me

You close the fridge door and hear something fall inside... That

My missus was furious at me for kicking dropped ice-cubes under the refrigerator. But now it's just water under the fridge.

I feel bad for eating all the Thanksgiving leftovers that were in the fridge... but it's hard to quit cold turkey.

Retarded Me: I just put my laundry in the fridge. Sometimes I think I am retarded.

There's a strange new trend at work people are writing names on the food in the company fridge

I may be 37 but I got a body of a 15 year old In my fridge

A father named his sons Rose and Fridge One day Rose asked his dad:- why did you call me like that? Her father answered that when she was born a rose petal fell on her forehead. Then fridge came and asked his father: BLUAEHHUEHUEHAWHAW?

My wife has the body of a sixteen-year-old girl. She keeps it in the fridge.

I bought my mom a fridge as birthday present Her face really lit up when she opened it.

Little Johnny was being abused my his father. His father was a cruel man. He would punish Johnny by sending him to bed without supper. If Johnny tried to sneak into the kitchen to get food he would be beaten. One night Johnny stole a bologna sandwich from the fridge.

Hey mom why don't we have any food in the fridge?

Why are wedding dresses white? So the dishwasher matches the fridge.

My wife and I had a huge argument because she accidentally flooded the kitchen but we've sorted it now. It's all water under the fridge.

My wife left a note on the fridge saying "This isn't working

What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? The fridge doesn't fart when you pull your meat out.

My girlfriend hung a note on the fridge... ...which said: ""I can't do it

I bought my girlfriend a fridge for valentine's day.. A bit of an unconventional present

Why does a blonde put empty bottles in her fridge? For guests that aren't thirsty.

My girlfriend left a note on the fridge ""This is not working I'm going to my mum's house."