#fridge

We have a strange custom in our office. We have a strange custom in our office. The food has names there. Yesterday for example I got me a sandwich out of the fridge and its name was ""Kevin""

We have a strange custom in our office... The food has names there. Yesterday for example I got me a sandwich out of the fridge and its name was ""Michael"".

I bought my girlfriend a fridge for her birthday. Not a great gift I know

My friend didn't like the fridge I got him for his birthday..... But you should've seen his face light up when he opened it.

I got my girlfriend a fridge for her birthday. I know it's not the greatest gift in the world

My girlfriend left a note on the fridge ""This is not working. I'm going to my mom's house."

A wife finds a note from her husband on the fridge one morning... My dear wife

My wife has the body of a 16 year old schoolgirl... She keeps it in the fridge.

The UK Government has decided to make LSD legal as a drug for weight loss It makes sense if you think about it. It's kinda hard to get to the fridge when there's a dragon guarding it...

I bought my girlfriend a fridge for our anniversary... I know it wasn't a great gift

I bought my girlfriend a fridge for her birthday I know its not the greatest gift

I got a new fridge today. It's pretty cool.

My girlfriend left a note on the fridge door... It said

I bought an official Craig David fridge recently and it's useless!

My girlfriend left a note on the fridge ""It's not working. I can't take it anymore. I am going to my mom's place."

My girlfriend complained that there should be more women in technology So I put her in my new smart fridge

I'm really pleased with my new fridge magnet. So far I've got eight fridges.

I bought my mom a fridge for her birthday present You should have seen her face light up when she opened it!

Why married guys are fat A single guy opens the fridge

What's the difference between a gay guy and a fridge? The fridge doesn't fart when you take out the sausage.

What's blue and white and can't climb trees? A fridge with a denim jacket on

What's the difference between a gay guy and a refrigerator? The fridge doesnt fart when i pull my meat out

Why should you always knock on your fridge door before opening it? Because there could be an Italian dressing inside.

A man gets home from work one day to find his wife is gone. He walks in the kitchen to find a note on the fridge that reads, "This isn't working, I've packed my bags and left for my mother's." Confused, the man opens the fridge and thinks to himself, "Well, the light's on and the beer is cold. What the hell was she talking about?"

Why are married women heavier than single women? When single women get home, they settle in, take a peek at what's in the fridge, and head for bed. When married women get home, they settle in, take a peek at what's in bed, and head for the fridge.