Found this joke on some website i cant remember You Know You Are a Mexican When... * You share the same social security number with all your amigos * You smell like BO all the time * You don't know what BO is * You have at least thirty cousins * There is at least one member in your family name Maria, Guadalupe, Juan, Jose, or Jesus * You see a fence and want to hop over it * You are too short to go on rides in Disney Land * You mow lawns for a living * You're the best bean picker in your neighbo

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Wreck it Ralph 2 is confirmed Disney has plans expanding on the characters who got little screen time, plus using more video game characters for its movie. For this, they need to talk to one of the biggest video game companies in the world. Disney walks up to Nintendo and proposes a deal. ""So, Nintendo, what will it take for us to use Mario and Luigi in our movie?"" Nintendo pauses, and purses it's lips, thinking for a moment. ""60 billion dollars?"" asks Nintendo. Disney straps on a poker face

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The boy and his pet caterpillar A boy has a pet caterpillar and he asks him ""Mr. Caterpillar, would you like to go see a movie with me?"" ""Sure,"" says the caterpillar, ""let me get ready."" So the boy goes outside and waits. And he waits, and waits all day, eventually in to the night and the movie is long over. The next day, the boy asks ""Mr. Caterpillar, would you like to go to Disney Land with me today?"" ""Sure, let me just get ready."" says the caterpillar, so the boy goes outside and wa

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