#bill-clintons

An unsung legacy of Bill Clinton's presidency is that since he left office, no sitting President has shot a load on a non-spouse.

Bill Clinton's real-life aging looks like fake Back to the Future aging.

BILL CLINTON'S FAVORITE CARD GAME Q: What is Bill Clinton's favorite card game? A: Poker.

Say what you want about Bill Clinton's Presidency... But he was always hard at work.

What was the proudest moment of Bill Clinton's life? When he was given Head Of State

What is Bill Clinton's favorite Disney movie ? ....First Lady and the Tramp. What is Lindsey Graham's favorite Disney movie ? Chip & Dale What is The Donald's favorite Disney movie ? First Lady and the Trump.

What's Bill Clinton's favorite Pink Floyd jam? Have a Cigar

The man who knew everyone A friend of mine named Larry once told me, around the time of Bill Clinton's 2nd inauguration, ""You know, President Clinton and I are buddies."" I said, ""Sure you are."" He said, ""No, really! Just turn on your TV tonight to the Inaugural Ball. You'll see me."" Sure enough, I turned on the TV that night, and there was Larry, talking to President Clinton with his arm around the guy. Not long after, I was talking to Larry about how much I admired Johnny Depp as an actor…

A good ole 90's joke. A man dies and goes to heaven. When he arrives at the pearly gates he notices clocks with names hanging all over the place. The man asks god ""What are all the clocks for?"" God responded ""Every time the clock makes a full rotation, someone on earth commits a sin."" The man looked around at all the clocks and out of curiosity asked god ""Where's Bill Clinton's clock?"" God just pointed up to the ceiling fan.

Bill Clinton and his driver were cruising along a country road one night when all of a sudden they hit a pig killing it instantly. Bill told his driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what had happened. About one hour later Bill sees his driver staggering back to the car with a bottle of wine in one hand a cigar in the other and his clothes all ripped and torn. ""What happened to you?"" asked Bill. ""Well the Farmer gave me the wine his wife gave me the cigar and his 19-year-…

Q: How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulb? A: He doesn't! He whines a while says ""I feel your pain"" and gets congress to pass a billion dollar light security bill and blames Republicans and special interests for not making lightbulbs free.

Q: How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Two--One to promise he'll do it better than anyone else and one to obscure the issues.

Q: Why is Bill Clinton's economic plan called positively atheist? A: Because it hasn't got a prayer.

What does Hillary Clinton's presidency and Bill Clinton's presidency have in common? They were both ruined by weiners.

[NSFW] You know what's ironic? That Bill Clinton's term was between two Bushes.

Bill Clinton's Box Under the Bed **Bill Clinton's Box Under the Bed**

What's Bill Clinton's drug of choice? Blow.

What's Bill Clintons favorite holiday? According to Lewinsky... Happy Employee Appreciation Day!

What is Bill Clinton's favorite song from Hamilton? Say No To This.

What does Bill Clinton's presidency and Hillary Clinton's future presidency have in common? Weiners got them both in trouble but in the end nobody really cared.