Q: How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulb? A: He doesn't! He whines a while says ""I feel your pain"" and gets congress to pass a billion dollar light security bill and blames Republicans and special interests for not making lightbulbs free.
New Year's Eve is just a myth created by the government to sell you more years
On a positive note, once Trump becomes president and burns the world to the ground, our student loan debt is essentially wiped clean
"That Will Smith is a nice young man, I hope he wins Celebrity Apprentice." No Grandma, that's Ben Carson and this is the Republican Debate
trump: ban muslims jeb bush: i disagree. just like dad would. who used to be president ben carson: how did spongebob make fire underwater
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