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GRANPA, GRANPA CROAK LIKE A FROG A six-year-old goes to the hospital with her mother to visit her Grandpa.  When they get to the hospital, she runs ahead of her mother and bursts into her Grandpa's room.  "Grandpa, Grandpa," she says excitedly, "as soon as my mother comes into the room, make a noise like a frog!"   "What?" said her Grandpa.   "Make a noise like a frog because my mom said that as soon as you croak, we're all going to Disney World!”

I have two requirements in my will.... 1) I want my remains spread out at Disney World 2) I do not want to be cremated.

Did you hear about the woman banned from Disney World?,"She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face and screaming, ""Lie to me Pinocchio! Lie to me!""

How come Chinese people dont have phone books?,"They have so many Wing's and Wong's they are afraid someone will Wing the Wong number. Heard this on the disney channel a long time ago will never forget it for that reason. Sorry if its a re post.

Did you hear about the woman banned from Disney World? She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face and screaming, "Lie to me, Pinocchio! Lie to me!"

What is every young lady`s ultimate Disney fantasy? To sit on Pinnochio`s face and hope he tells lies.

What do Disney movies and coathangers have in common? They can both bring out the child from within.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies? Disney movies can still touch children.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies ? Disney Movies still touch kids

What do you call Central Florida? The DMZ. Disney Militarized Zone.

What is Trump's favorite disney movie? Wall-E

What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a Disney movie? Disney movies can still touch little kids.

Why did the alligator go to Disney World? To get some tots!

How come Chinese people dont have phone books? They have so many Wing's and Wong's, they are afraid someone will Wing the Wong number. Heard this on the disney channel a long time ago will never forget it for that reason. Sorry if its a re post.

What do Disney and Kellogg's have in common? They both make pop tarts.

A Russian oil baron who had six children – all girls – began to despair because he had no son and heir. Imagine his joy when one of his wives finally presented him with a son. Just before the boy's sixth birthday, the baron took him to one side and said: "Son, I am very proud of you. Anything you want, I shall get for you." The son replied: "Daddy, I would like to have my own airplane." Not wanting to do anything by halves, his father bought him United Airlines. Just before his son's seventh bir…

On the last day of his visit to New York, a Japanese tourist hailed a taxi to take him to the airport. During the journey, a Honda car overtook the taxi, and the Japanese guy shouted out excitedly: "Honda, very fast! Made in Japan!" A few minutes later, a Toyota overtook the taxi, and the Japanese guy shouted out excitedly: "Toyota, very fast! Made in Japan!" Shortly afterwards, the taxi was overtaken by a Mitsubishi, prompting the Japanese guy to shout out excitedly: "Mitsubishi, very fast! Mad…

"Doctor, doctor, you've got to help me. Some mornings I wake up and think I'm Donald Duck. Other times I think I'm Mickey Mouse." "Hmmm. How long have you been having these Disney spells?"

Two blondes had driven across the country to see Disney World in Florida. As they approached it and got onto the final stretch of highway, they saw a sign saying, “Disney World Left!” After thinking for a minute, the driver blonde said “Oh well!” and started driving back home.