#disney

My SO always wanted a Disney wedding... But aparently selling our memories of it to a demon was out of the question.

A woman is suing Disney claiming that Frozen is based on her life. She sounds like a cold bitch.

A Disney joke not for the kids ""How many thingamabobs does Ariel have?"" 20? ""Twenty-*one*. She got the last one when she wished for legs.""

Heard this at Disney... What do you get when you mix an elephant and a rhino? What? An elephino! (What's better is that they tell this surrounded by kids, and the parent's all just chuckle)

Take your teenage girl to Disney world, Quickly. Next year she will want to spend her holidays sucking off strangers in Magaluf...

I want to create a Disney channel sitcom about an irreverent Chinese kid... and name it ""That's so Wong!""

Joke I wrote recently The 1964 whimsical Disney musical film ""Mary Poppins"" was a big hit with families, and was very well received by critics. However, there was one group that wasn't laughing and singing along. The Icelandic Satanist Party protested the jovial and innocuous use of the word ""Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious,"" which, they felt, sounded suspiciously similar to their motto ""Soopirkalufraijalistikekspialadushis"", which means ""Evil Shall Reign Supreme"" in Icelandic. Party …

BREAKING. With Disney buying Star Wars Donald Duck will now have four nephews. Huey, Louie, Dewey and Chewie.

With the new Disney-Lucas Films merger... ... is Leia a Disney princess?

The Longest Joke in the World (Part 2) **[Part 1 is here.](http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/10ugw6/the_longest_joke_in_the_world_part_1/)** He puts the bottle back in his pocket, and starts to stumble down the dune. After a few steps, he realizes that he's in trouble - he's not going to be able to keep his balance. After a couple of more sliding, tottering steps, he falls and starts to roll down the dune. The sand it so hot when his body hits it that for a minute he thinks he's caught fire…

3 blonds were driving to Disney World... The sign said; Disney World Left, so they started crying, turned around, and drove home.

All I'm saying is that Miley Cyrus was on the Disney Channel and had her clothes on when Bush was president. Thanks, Obama.

Kissing a sleeping woman in an animated Disney movie, romantic.....but do it on a bus and the judge doesn't agree.

I can't afford Disney World so we go to the biggest hill on my street and my kids wait an hour before I roll them down in my office chair.

I knew this guy who was so dumb... he saw a road sign that said, ""Disney Land Left"", so he turned around and went home.

Why did the Country Bear Jamboree bear blush? Because he was a bear a-singing. ..... I am at Disney with the kids this week...

I read somewhere that Alligators only have to eat once every three weeks... if only that Disney Alligator could have waited one more day.

There were three little boys visiting their grandparents. The oldest came out and asked his grandpa, ""Can you make a sound like a frog, Grandpappy? Grandpa (being in a kind of ill mood) responds, ""No, I don't really want to make the sound of a frog now."" So, the second little boy comes out and asks his grandfather, ""Will you please make a sound like a frog?"" Grandpa again says, ""No, not now. I don't really want to do that. I'm in a grumpy mood. Maybe later."" Then the third little boy come…

Q: What illness are you suffering from if you keep seeing cartoon animals who talk? A: Disney spells.

What illness are you suffering from if you keep seeing cartoon animals who talk? Disney spells.

Why did the witch keep turning people into Mickey Mouse? She was having Disney spells.

One day 2 blondes decided to drive to Disney Land. When they saw a sign that said 'Disney Land left' they turned around and went home.

What do you get when you mix Viagra with Disney World? Kicked out.

Barack Obama was out jogging one day... When he tripped, and fell over a bridge railing and landed in the river below. Before secret service could get to him, 3 kids who were fishing pulled him out of the water. He was so grateful he offered the kids whatever they wanted in return for saving his life. The first kid said, "I want to go to Disney world!" To which Obama replied, "not a problem, I'll even fly you there in Air Force one." The second kid then says, "I want a new pair of Nike Air Jord…

Rick Astley will let you borrow any DVD from his Disney Pixar collection, except one.