A guy walks into a bar, takes off his hat and places it onto the counter. A duck jumps out. The bartender asks, ""Can I help you, sir?"" The guy orders a shot.

Three little ducks walk into a bar... ""Say, what's your name?"" the bartender asked the first duck. ""Huey,"" was the reply. ""How's your day been, Huey?"" ""G

Why should Donald Trump change his name to Donald Duck? Because he's a quack.

Trump's Secret Service is going to have a problem If someone shoots at him, they will yell ""Donald Duck, Donald Duck""