A guy walks into a bar, takes off his hat and places it onto the counter. A duck jumps out. The bartender asks, ""Can I help you, sir?"" The guy orders a shot. The bartender asks the guy if his duck friend wants anything, and the duck says, ""I'll have a Bloody Mary."" ""Oh! You're a talking duck!"" the bartender says. ""What's your name?"" ""Houie,"" the duck says. The bartender gets him a drink on the house then asks him how his day went. The duck says, ""It went great. I've been in and out of puddles all day. Now I'm getting a Bloody Mary on the house. What else could a duck like me want?"" ""That's nice,"" says the bartender. Out jumps another duck. The bartender asks, ""Are you a talking duck, too?"" ""Yessir,"" says the duck. ""Well, what's your name?"" he asks. ""Douie,"" says the duck. ""Well, how was your day?"" asks the bartender. ""Great. I've been in and out of puddles all day at the river, and now I can have myself a Bloody Mary as well,"" Douie says. The bartender says, ""Oh, that's fine!"" Out jumps a third duck. The bartender says, ""Well, I suppose you talk, too."" ""Yes, I do,"" replies the third duck. ""Let me guess, you are Louie and want a Bloody Mary?"" asks the bartender. ""No,"" says the duck, ""my name is Puddles. And don't ask how my day is going, just get me a shot.""