Growing up on Disney movies has left me so disillusioned about small woodland creatures and their willingness to help me with my chores.

Remember when Disney used to produce cartoons, not teen sluts?

The best job ever? Sleeping Beauty at Disney World. You just lay down all day. If anyone bothers you, it's like excuse me, I'm working here.

4: Mommy, you're just like a Disney movie. We should play pretend. Me: Aww! Sure! 4:You can be the Beast. Me: ... 4: Or the fat sea witch!