On the last day of his visit to New York, a Japanese tourist hailed a taxi to take him to the airport. During the journey, a Honda car overtook the taxi, and the Japanese guy shouted out excitedly: "Honda, very fast! Made in Japan!" A few minutes later, a Toyota overtook the taxi, and the Japanese guy shouted out excitedly: "Toyota, very fast! Made in Japan!" Shortly afterwards, the taxi was overtaken by a Mitsubishi, prompting the Japanese guy to shout out excitedly: "Mitsubishi, very fast! Made in Japan!" The taxi driver had become thoroughly irritated by these outbursts but remained silent until they arrived at the airport. That was when the Japanese guy learned that the taxi fare was $300. "That very expensive," he complained. The taxi driver replied: "Meter, very fast! Made in Japan!" Why did Disney World fail in Japan? Nobody was tall enough to go on the good rides.