#gandhi

Me: Janet's boyfriend reminds me of Gandhi Wife: He looks nothing like him Janet's bf: [tapping on car window] Don't forget about Gandhi

Pooped without my phone this morning, just like Gandhi.

The Dalai Lama and Gandhi aren't the same? I thought they were basically Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana. I feel like people are messing with me.

Just skipped past a quote from Gandhi on Instagram to "like" a photo of a hot dog.

Ghandi joke As I'm sure you've heard, Gandhi, a very spiritual man, used hunger strikes and peaceful marches as tactics to bring attention to the plight of his people. Unfortunately, this had some negative effects on his health and well being. Besides overall weakness due to lack of food, persistent near starvation caused him to have truly awful breath. The constant walking, typically bare foot or in light sandals, gave him endless bunions and corns on his poor feet. So it would be fair to say t…

Gandhi facts: As you know, Gandhi was a deeply spiritual man and a visionary. What you may NOT know is that, though very strong of will and mind, he was very weak of body and prone to injury. Futher, he was not a fan of the toothbrush and his breath smelled like week old rotten curry. Also, Gandhi walked barefoot everywhere he went, so his feet were hard as leather. It can be concluded that Gandhi was a super calloused, fragile mystic, hexed with halitosis.

Gandhi was prone to many ailments, including skin hardening, emotional sensitivity, low bone density leading to bone fracture, overly philosophical, and prone to bad breath. He was often dubbed as.... A super fragile, callused mystic, hexed by halitosis. He was often mocked by films, most notably a musical number in the Disney Movie, Mary Poppins, where the term, 'Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious' Was a subtle hint to his conditions......

A boy and his mother passed a cemetery. The boy saw a gravestone read 'Here lies an honest lawyer'. He said to his mother ""I thought Gandhi was cremated.""

Mahatma Gandhi never wore any shoes... ...and as a result of a lifetime of devoted pilgrimages along the uneven streets and gravel pathways of India, Bapu's feet were hardened beyond compare. Gandhi was also vegan for his entire life and while his strict diet helped him to maintain a spiritual connection to all living things, it also contributed to a certain frailty; particularly in his later years. Only those closest to Mahatma Gandhi know that one of the bi-products of Bapu's diet and ascetic …

Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time... which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him a frail man. With his odd diet, he also suffered from bad breath. This made him a *super calloused, fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis*.

Gandhi and two other people go to Heaven... Mahatma Gandhi and two other people die and go to heaven. However, they're really far from the gates and must get there somehow. Someone comes up to them and says, ""I can get you a car to reach the gates. The car'll depend on how many kids you had when you were alive."" The first person says he had 2 children. The person replies, ""Well, that's not too many."" And whips up a sports car for him to drive to the Gates. The second person says that he had …

What do you call it when Gandhi starts a food fight? Naan violence

Gandhi and two other guys die and end up in an unknown place far from the Gates of Heaven... And the three of them are greeted by an angel. The angel says to them ""Heaven is pretty far from here and you're probably gonna need a vehicle. I'm going to give you one depending on how many kids you had in your lifetime."" The first guy only had one so the angel gave him a Lamborghini. The second guy had seven so that angel gave him a Ford Model T. And Gandhi had to walk all of the way. When the other…

What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest? Na 'ma ste

Gandhi, as you know, would walk barefoot everywhere... ...and as a result he developed these massive callouses on his feet. He would also fast, from time to time. Because of this lack of food his bones became extremely brittle. It would also give him hallucinations from time to time. Finally, Gandhi never really had the time to clean his teeth and he became cursed with really bad breath. In summary, Gandhi was a super-calloused fragile mystic plagued with halitosis.

Gandhi... Gandhi was very weak because of his self-imposed protest diet. He never wore shoes, and when he did they were roughly made monks's sandals, so his feet were very sore. Lastly, because he ate so little, he had rather bad breath. So, in other words, Gandhi was a super fragile callused mystic hexed by halitosis.

What did Gandhi say to the British, after they asked him to move? Nah, mastay

If Gandhi went on a 100 day journey with no shoes or toiletries... ... he would be a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis

Reddit, let's have some pun. Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. All of these attributes made him ... a super callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

Thought I'd share a favorite on my cake day Gandhi used to walk barefoot on most days, neglecting modern footwear, and eventually grew a strong set of callouses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather weak and with his odd diet, suffered from very, very bad breath. To others he smelled atrocious, this super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

Have you heard about Gandhi? Gandhi walked around a bunch and built up giant callouses on the bottoms of his feet. He fasted a bunch which gave his bones a rather fragile brittle nature. He was a spiritual man, a mystic to many people. And he had a strange diet of green tea and white rice which gave him constant bad breath. So **tl;dr** Gandhi was a super-calloused, fragile mystic, vexed with halitosis.

[OC] How does Gandhi measure passive resistance? In oooooohms.

A man once asked Gandhi what he thought of western civilization. Ghandi replied ''I think it would be a good idea.''

Gandhi once got into a food fight... It was naan violence.

Gandhi Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of callouses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and, with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him a....... super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.