What did the Dalai Lama say to the guy in the kebab shop? ""Make me one with everything.""

Gandhi was prone to many ailments, including skin hardening, emotional sensitivity, low bone density leading to bone fracture, overly philosophical, and prone t

Why was the Dalai Lama not upset after he spilled spaghetti sauce? Because it happened in the *past*a.

The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza shop and says ""can you make me one with everything?""