#blonde

A blonde and a redhead are sitting in a bar and on TV is news footage of a guy threatening to jump off of a building. The redhead says ""Hundred bucks says he jumps."" The blonde says ""You're on!"" and they precede to watch. After about 2 or 3 minutes of crying, the man jumps off of the building. The blonde reaches into her purse and grabs the money but the redhead shakes her head and says ""I can't take your money. This is from earlier today, I've already seen this."" ""So did I."" Said the bl…

Blonde walks into appliance store A blonde walks into an appliance store, a salesman approaches her and asks ""How may I help you?"" The blonde responds ""I'd like to buy this tv"" the salesman says ""sorry we don't sell to blondes"" furious the blonde leaves. A couple days later she dyes her hair Brown and goes back, the same salesman is there and says ""How may I help you?"" She replies ""I'd like to buy this tv"" again the salesman says ""sorry we don't sell to blondes"" again the blonde leav…

Two priests were going to Hawaii on vacation ... ... and decided that they would make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy. As soon as the plane landed, they headed for a store and bought some really outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals, sunglasses, and etc. The next morning they went to the beach, dressed in their ""tourist"" garb and were sitting on beach chairs, enjoying a drink, the sunshine, and the scenery when a ""drop dead gorgeous"" blonde in a t…

What's the difference between the wind and a blonde? Some days the wind doesn't blow.

A priest, a blonde, and an Irishman walk into a bar And all open this Reddit post comments to see who the real jokes are

Blonde Joke An old blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake... He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?' The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things: The bartender is a blonde girl w…

Tired of constant blonde jokes, a blonde dyes her hair brown. She goes for a drive in the country and sees a shepherd herding his sheep across the road. ""Hey, shepherd, if I guess how many sheep are here, can I keep one?"" she asks. The shepherd agrees. She blurts out, ""352!"" The shepherd is stunned but keeps his word and allows her to pick a sheep. ""I'll take this one,"" she says proudly. ""It's the cutest!"" ""Hey lady,"" says the shepherd. ""If I guess your real hair color, can I have my …

How do you confuse a blonde? Hold up two shovels and say, ""Take your pick.""

Blonde Joke of the day Two blondes fell down a hole. One said, ""It's dark in here isn't it?"" The other replied, ""I don't know; I can't see."" :-D

Snow and Ice A blonde was driving behind a snowplow, she followed him for over an hour. finally the snowplow driver pulls over and asks her what she was doing, she said that her husband had told her that if the roads were covered in snow or ice to find a snowplow and follow it. He Said"" That's very good advice, but I'm done with the Wal-mart parking lot now.do you want to follow me to the mall?""

There aws a blond sitting next to a man on an airplane About 1 hr. into the flight the pilot comes on and says over the intercom, ""One of our four engines is out, we will be about fifteen minutes late arriving."" About 30 min. later the pilot comes on the intercom again and say ""There is a second engine out, we will be about 30 min. late."" Fifteen minutes after that the pilot comes on again and says ""I'm sorry to say that there is a third engine out, we'll be about 1 hr. late arriving at our…

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette walk into a bar. They're all underage, and hence, they have fake ID's. The bartender see them and knows they are underage, so he call the cops. The redhead informs the girls that the bartender has called the cops and they have to leave. They run out the back door and see a barn. Inside, the redhead notices 3 potato sacks on the floor. She tells the girls to each hide in a potato sack. The police then arrive in the bar, and the bartender takes them out back to …

blonde joke of the day Blonde: ""What does IDK stand for?"" Brunette: ""I don't know."" Blonde: ""OMG, nobody does -

What did the blonde haired, blue eyed soldier become when he left the army? A veteran aryan.

The blonde tip-toed near the medicine cabinet so that she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills. This is not a joke, ambien serious!

A blonde walks into a bar yelling, ""65 days!"" A guy asks her, ""What's in 65 days?"" The blonde replies, ""I completed the puzzle in 65 days! The box said 2 to 4 years!""

A guy died and went to hell. There he met the devil and the devil said, ""you have been a bad person when you were alive, I'm gonna have you choose an activity behind these three doors and you have to do it for eternity."" The guy agreed. The devil opened door #1, and there was a young man tied up on a table being burned by fire. The guy told the devil, ""I don't want to do that."" The devil said okay and opened door #2, and there was a middle age man tied up to the wall and being whipped. The g…

A blonde and a brunette inherit their family ranch... A pair of sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherited their family ranch when their parents passed away. The ranch was in dire straits. To save it, the brunette sister decided to take a risk: she would put all the money in their savings towards buying a bull to repopulate the ranch. She took all $600 out of their account and got on a train to meet a seller who had a bull she could look at. She told her sister she'd send a message to come …

A robber runs out of a store with a stolen TV. The blonde cashier runs after him yelling, ""Wait, you forgot the remote!""

How do you find a blonde on reddit? Look for the comments that just say ""huh?""

A man with his pants pockets full of golf balls gets on a bus... A man with his pants pockets full of golf balls gets on a bus and sits next to a blonde woman. The blonde woman notices his pants are bulging near his crotch area and keeps looking down towards his crotch. The man notices her staring at his crotch so he turns to her and she quickly turns hear head. After the man looks away from the blonde woman he notices out of the corner of his eye she is again staring at his crotch. Finally he s…

Why do blondes have such large belly-buttons Their boyfriends are also blonde.

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You wave hello!

what do you do if a blonde women throws a grenade at you? Catch it pull then pin out and throw it back .. *blonde lady

A blonde is sitting next to a lawyer on a plane. The lawyer just keeps bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer offers her 10 to 1 odds, and says every time the blonde can not answer one of his questions, she owes him $5, but every time he cannot answer hers, he'll give her $50. The lawyer figures he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepts. The lawyer first asks, ""What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?"" Without saying a…