Tired of constant blonde jokes, a blonde dyes her hair brown. She goes for a drive in the country and sees a shepherd herding his sheep across the road. ""Hey, shepherd, if I guess how many sheep are here, can I keep one?"" she asks. The shepherd agrees. She blurts out, ""352!"" The shepherd is stunned but keeps his word and allows her to pick a sheep. ""I'll take this one,"" she says proudly. ""It's the cutest!"" ""Hey lady,"" says the shepherd. ""If I guess your real hair color, can I have my dog back?""