#sister-angela

Two priests were going to Hawaii on vacation ... ... and decided that they would make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy. As soon as the plane landed, they headed for a store and bought some really outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals, sunglasses, and etc. The next morning they went to the beach, dressed in their ""tourist"" garb and were sitting on beach chairs, enjoying a drink, the sunshine, and the scenery when a ""drop dead gorgeous"" blonde in a t…

While walking in the convent a priest passed one of the nuns and noticed she was gaining a little weight. ""Gaining a little weight, are we Sister Angela?"" he asked. ""No, Father,"" Sister Angela said, ""It's just a little gas."" A month or two later, the priest noticed that she had gained yet more weight. ""Gaining some weight, are we Sister Angela?"" asked the priest. ""No, Father, just a little gas,"" she again replied. A couple of months later, the priest noticed Sister Angela pushing a bab…

it's not great, but not terrible either. Two priests decided to go to Hawaii on vacation. They were determined to make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy. As soon as the plane landed, they headed for a store and bought shorts, shirts, sandals, sunglasses, etc. The next morning, they went to the beach, dressed in their "tourist" garb. They were sitting on beach chairs, enjoying a drink, the sunshine and the scenery when a "drop dead gorgeous" tople…