#arnold-schwarzenegger

Mel Brooks is tired of all the letters from Arnold Schwarzenegger begging for a new space balls movie. In a public statement he said he is the worst schwartz a nagger of them all.

Arnold Schwarzenegger joins an improv troupe. Arnold Schwarzenegger joins an improv troupe, to partake in some low-profile, low-pressure acting. On his first night on board, the first scenario is a meeting of famous classical composers from throughout history. ""Let's plan our roles before we go on stage,"" says the troupe leader. ""I'll be Mozart."" ""I'll be Vivaldi,"" says a member. ""I'll be Handel,"" says another. ""What about you, Mr. Schwarzenegger?"" says the leader slyly. ""What role wo…

What was the last thing Arnold Schwarzenegger said before he was eaten by cannibals? ""I'll be snack.""

""Hey Arnold Schwarzenegger, what will you be for Halloween?"" ""I'll be bach""

Three actors are deciding on roles for a movie about classical music. Matt Damon, Brad Pitt and Arnold Schwarzenegger are all taking part in a new movie about classical composers. ""I think I'll play Beethoven!"" declared Matt. ""I'd like the role of Mozart!"" Brad decided. ""I'll be Bach."" said Arnie.

When asked about whether or not Arnold Schwarzenegger upgraded to Windows 10... ...He replied ""I still love Vista, baby""

Volkswagen should hire Arnold Schwarzenegger to deal with their emission scandal He's got experience with a Total Recall

What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say when Christmas is over?[OC] (please use your Ahnold voice) Hasta la vista, Baby....Jesus.

Arnold Schwarzenegger was ostracised when he was young. After taking steroids, however, he was Austria sized.

Why won't Arnold Schwarzenegger upgrade to windows 10? Because : he still loves vista,baby!

My friend Larry says he knows everyone... During President Obama's inauguration, Larry told me, ""You know, Obama and I are buddies."" said, ""Sure you are."" He said, ""No, really! Just turn on your TV tonight to the Inaugural Ball. You'll see me."" Sure enough, I turned on the TV that night, and there was Larry, talking to President Obama with his arm around the guy. Not long after, I was talking to Larry about how much I like Jennifer Lawrence. Larry said, ""Oh, she's a good friend of mine.""…

Arnold Schwarzenegger has been talking about Carly Fiorina for years: ""Carly Fiorina needs water,"" ""Carly Fiorina is a great state,"" blah blah blah.

Sean Connery, Sylvester Stallone, and Arnold Schwarzenegger are going to be in a movie about classical composers... They are talking to the director about what roles they want to play. Sean Connery says ""I would shertainly like to play Moshart."" Sylvester Stallone says ""Uh, well, I guess I wanna play Beethoven."" And so Arnold pauses a moment, and then says ""I'll be Bach.""

Steven Spielberg, Arnold Schwarzenegger and Sylvester Stallone are in a bar After a few drinks Steven says he's thinking about making an action movie about classical composers Sylvester says ""I wanna be Mozart!"" Arnold says ""in that case...I'll be Bach""

Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked to be in a movie about famous musical composers... He responded ""I'll be Bach""

Arnold Schwarzenegger Honestly if you see an Arnold Schwarzenegger in the wild they will be much more afraid of you than you are of them. If one does accidentally get into your house then just scoop it up in a Humvee and leave it outside (if you're scared then you can always ask an adult to do this). One thing to remember is that whilst they can be scary, they're also a vital part of the food chain and will feed on any terrorists or criminals that find their way on to your property.

Arnold Schwarzenegger and Michael Jackson decided to combine their efforts to create a Superhuman... they called it Michael Sch......was-a-negger. Sorry for the Racism :<

What did a disappointed Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he fished up a Salmon? ""IT'S NOT A TUNA!!!""

Arnold Schwarzenegger PC upgrade Few years ago someone asked Arnold Schwarzenegger to upgrade his PC to windows 7. He said I still love vista, baby

What's the difference between Victoria Taylor and Arnold Schwarzenegger? One was fired, the other was terminated

Arnold Schwarzenegger goes to a Halloween party. The theme is ""Dead Classical Composers""... When asked who he'll dress up as, Arnold says, ""I'll be Bach.""

I heard Arnold Schwarzenegger wants to work in pest control. He's gonna be an ex-terminator.

What would Arnold Schwarzenegger say if you asked him his favorite holiday? ""You have to love easter, baby."" (OC)

Why did Arnold Schwarzenegger cross the road? To **GET TO THE CHOPPA!!!**

I got Arnold Schwarzenegger into Baroque music... He'll be Bach.