Did you hear that they're producing an action movie about a team of crime-fighting composers?,"They already approached Arnold Schwarzenegger about playing fellow Austrian Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, but he said ""no I'll be Bach!""#Arnold Schwarzenegger#Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart#Bach0🔗 SharePermalink →
What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when someone told him to upgrade to Windows 7? I still love vista, baby#Arnold Schwarzenegger#Kids#Q&A0🔗 SharePermalink →
What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he saw a dolphin caught in a net? "It's not a too-nah!"#Arnold Schwarzenegger#Q&A0🔗 SharePermalink →
What did Arnold Schwarzenegger become after he resigned as Governor of California? An ex-terminator.#Arnold Schwarzenegger#California#Q&A0🔗 SharePermalink →
What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to Beethoven on the way to the fancy dress party? "I'll be Bach"#Arnold Schwarzenegger#Beethoven#Bach#Q&A0🔗 SharePermalink →
What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he got asked to play in a film about classic composers? I'll be Bach.#Arnold Schwarzenegger#Bach#Q&A0🔗 SharePermalink →
What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say at the abortion clinic? Hasta last vista, baby.#Arnold Schwarzenegger#Kids#Q&A0🔗 SharePermalink →
what would Arnold Schwarzenegger say if he was a member of Al Qaeda? GET TO THE VIRGINS#Arnold Schwarzenegger#Al Qaeda#Q&A0🔗 SharePermalink →
What kind of photograph does Arnold Schwarzenegger take? Polaroids.#Arnold Schwarzenegger#Q&A0🔗 SharePermalink →
Did you hear about the new Arnold Schwarzenegger movie? No? It takes place in Japan near the Toyota Headquarters. He must save Toyota from poor builds, quality assurance and defective vehicles. Arnold Schwarzenegger stars in... 'Toyota Recall'#Arnold Schwarzenegger#Japan#Toyota#Money+1 more0🔗 SharePermalink →
What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say before he went down the mine? I'll be black.#Arnold Schwarzenegger#Q&A0🔗 SharePermalink →
If Arnold Schwarzenegger was a composer which would he be? He'd be Bach#Arnold Schwarzenegger#Bach#Q&A0🔗 SharePermalink →
How would Arnold Schwarzenegger describe a sousaphone? "It's not a tuba!"#Arnold Schwarzenegger#Q&A0🔗 SharePermalink →
Why does Arnold Schwarzenegger kill all the bugs at his ex girlfriend's house? He's her ex-terminator#Arnold Schwarzenegger#Dating#Q&A0🔗 SharePermalink →
Did you hear that the guys from "The Expendables" are doing a movie about classical composers? Arnold Schwarzenegger has already signed up, and said "I'll be Bach."#Arnold Schwarzenegger#Bach#Q&A0🔗 SharePermalink →
Why did Arnold Schwarzenegger inspire George W Bush to become president? A: Because he could explain the Bush administration's positions on civil liberties in the original German!#Arnold Schwarzenegger#George W Bush#Bush Administrations#Politics+1 more0🔗 SharePermalink →
What does Arnold Schwarzenegger call a colonoscopy? A Cameron Diaz#Arnold Schwarzenegger#Cameron Diaz#Q&A0🔗 SharePermalink →
Did you hear that they're producing an action movie about a team of crime-fighting composers? They already approached Arnold Schwarzenegger about playing fellow Austrian Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, but he said "no, I'll be Bach!"#Arnold Schwarzenegger#Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart#Bach#Q&A0🔗 SharePermalink →
Why couldn't Arnold Schwarzenegger run for president? Because he doesn't do cardio.#Arnold Schwarzenegger#Politics#Q&A0🔗 SharePermalink →
Did you hear that the Expendables cast is making a movie about classical composers? Arnold Schwarzenegger said, "I'll be Bach."#Arnold Schwarzenegger#Bach#Q&A0🔗 SharePermalink →