#arnold-schwarzenegger

Arnold Schwarzenegger and windows 10 Just after windows 10 was released, Arnold was asked if he was ever going to upgrade to windows 10. His response? 'I still love Vista, baby.'

So there's this school play... Sylvester Stallone, Chuck Norris, and Arnold Schwarzenegger have to put on a play featuring their favorite musical composers. They each toil over who they will play, until the next day they meet. Stallone goes first. "I'll be Mozart" Next up is Chuck Norris. "I'll be Beethoven". Happy that no one picked his composer, Arnold announces "I'll be Bach".

Arnold Schwarzenegger just announced he's giving up the limelight to go back to his first love, pest control. He's an ex-terminator now.

Sylvester Stallone meets up with Jean Claude van Damme, Dolph Lundgren and Arnold Schwarzenegger at a pub. They get a round of drinks in and sit down at a table. “Thanks for coming guys” says Sly. “I’ve had this great idea for a movie about famous 18th Century composers and I wondered if you guys wanted in? I’m planning on playing Beethoven.” “I love the idea” says van Damme. “I’ve always wanted to portray Mozart”. “Yeah, I’m in” says Lundgren. “Cast me as Handel”. “What about you Arnold?” …

I bumped into Arnold Schwarzenegger the other day. Since I know he's into computer stuff, I asked him if he was planning on upgrading to Windows 11. “No,” he replied, “I still love Vista, baby!”

Just an innocent question Arnold Schwarzenegger has a long one, Brad Pitt's is short, Madonna does not have one, and the Pope doesn't use it. What is it? >!A last name.!<

Arnold Schwarzenegger used to say "I'll be back." Then he got old... Now he just says, "Ow! My back!"

Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one. Michael J. Fox has a small one. Madonna doesn’t have one. The Pope has one but never uses. Donald Trump has one and uses it. What is it? A surname/last name Edit: Donald Trump has one and uses it all the time.

When born Arnold Schwarzenegger got a job serving spaghetti for a local coffee shop.

Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked to play Mozart. Arnold Schwarzenegger has been offered the chance to play the role of Mozart in a new film. He read the script but was not impressed. So he told the producers 're-write it and I'll be Bach.'

Arnold Schwarzenegger has a long one Donald Trump's is short

Arnold Schwarzenegger opens his own shopping mall. A customer left her purse on the counter after a purchase. Seeing the customer is nearing the exit of the mall Arnold handed the purse to the nearest cashier.

I have qualities of both Albert Einstein and Arnold Schwarzenegger Body of Einstein

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he was invited to a classical musician theme Halloween party? I'll be Bach.

Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 7.. His response was ""I still love Vista

I asked Arnold Schwarzenegger why he hasnt upgraded his computer to Windows 10.. He said ""I still love Vista baby!""

Did you hear that they're producing an action movie about a team of crime-fighting composers? They already approached Arnold Schwarzenegger about playing fellow Austrian Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Arnold Schwarzenegger just announced he's giving up the limelight to go back to his first love pest control.

Arnold Schwarzenegger and windows 10 Just after windows 10 was released

Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when Sylvester Stallone wanted to dress up as classical composers for Halloween? ""You be Beethoven

Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 7.. His response was "I still love Vista, baby!"

Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, "I still love Vista, baby".

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say at the abortion clinic?,"Hasta last vista baby.

Did you hear about the new Arnold Schwarzenegger movie?,"No? It takes place in Japan near the Toyota Headquarters. He must save Toyota from poor builds quality assurance and defective vehicles. Arnold Schwarzenegger stars in... 'Toyota Recall'