So there's this school play... Sylvester Stallone, Chuck Norris, and Arnold Schwarzenegger have to put on a play featuring their favorite musical composers. They each toil over who they will play, until the next day they meet. Stallone goes first. "I'll be Mozart" Next up is Chuck Norris. "I'll be Beethoven". Happy that no one picked his composer, Arnold announces "I'll be Bach".
Someone gave Chuck Norris the finger. He still has it.
Chuck Norris There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris. It was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
Chuck Norris ran the 100 meters sprint And lapped Usain Bolt..........twice
Arnold Schwarzenegger glancing up excitedly and then looking away disappointedly multiple times while watching the intro to "Hey Arnold"
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