#hillary-clinton

What happens if Hillary Clinton gets so sick she dies before the general election? ...she goes to hell

Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are on a sinking ship in the middle of the ocean. Who survives? AMERICA!

Who would survive if Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton were in an airplane crash? America

What's the difference between Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump? Donald Trump thinks a clean personal server is a showered Mexican.

Whats would happens if you added Hillary Clinton and the USA and subtracted an A? I dont know but it would be Hillary Us.

At first I wondered.. How on earth does Hillary Clinton sleep at night? Then I realised - First she on one side, then she on the other.

How bad is Hillary Clinton? Hillary Clinton is so bad, she has a pantsuit made out of Ed Gein.

Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump are stranded on an island, who wins? America

Why was Hillary Clinton so happy on the Battlefield1 release day? .... she uses her own servers

How many Hillary Clinton supporters does it take to screw in a light-bulb? None. They like to live in the darkness.

Why wasn't Hillary Clinton prosecuted? She deserves affair trial.

What do you call a country that Hillary Clinton has been in charge of? Libyated

What did Hillary Clinton say when she got to the restaurant? "Can I have a private server?"

How do you call a criminal who never gets arrested? Hillary Clinton

What do Hillary Clinton supporters and Eminem have in common? When you tell them that you want to see proof, all they can do is tell you about it!

What do you call somebody who voted for Hillary Clinton? A loser

Why was Hillary Clinton running for President? Because it's easier than running from Law Enforcement.

Who wins in a fight? Donald Trump or Hillary Clinton? Does Donald Trump get the media? No. He still wins. When reading thing about the SNL skit, about Chicago super fans and Mike Ditka

Why does Hillary Clinton have two Ls in her first name? 1 for 2008, 1 for 2016

John McCain, Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama all died and went to Heaven. God looked down from his throne and asked McCain: "Do you think you deserve to be in Heaven?" McCain took a breath and replied: "Well, I think so because I was a great leader and tried to follow the words in your great book." God looked down and told McCain: "You can sit to my left side." McCain took his seat, and then God asked the same question to Hillary Clinton: "Do you think you deserve to be in Heaven?" Hillary thou…

On the campaign trail, Hillary Clinton learned that a sandwich shop in a town she was visiting had named a sandwich after her. Touched by this display of public affection, she asked the proprietor: "Tell me, what's in the special Hillary Clinton sandwich?" He replied: "Mostly baloney." All five living American Presidents had lunch together at the White House. The lunch went well – only three shoes were thrown. George Bush picked up the cheque, Bill Clinton picked up the waitress. David Letterman

Why is Hillary Clinton particularly concerned about the threat of global warming? She's afraid she's going to melt.

A working man was at a Hillary Clinton campaign meeting in Maine, heckling her as she delivered a long, boring speech. Finally her frustration got the better of her and she rounded on the heckler, saying: "Would you like to stand up and tell the audience what you have ever done for the good of this country?" "Sure," replied the heckler. "I voted against you in Massachusetts."

One sunny afternoon in 1999, Bill and Hillary Clinton were at a baseball game. Right as the game was getting ready to start, Bill stood up, picked up Hillary and threw her out onto the baseball diamond. When Bill Clinton sat down, his chief advisor leaned over to him and said, "You know, Bill, you may have misunderstood me. I said you that you get to throw out the first pitch!"