John McCain, Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama all died and went to Heaven. God looked down from his throne and asked McCain: "Do you think you deserve to be in Heaven?" McCain took a breath and replied: "Well, I think so because I was a great leader and tried to follow the words in your great book." God looked down and told McCain: "You can sit to my left side." McCain took his seat, and then God asked the same question to Hillary Clinton: "Do you think you deserve to be in Heaven?" Hillary thought for a second and then replied: "I think so because I have been fighting for the rights of so many people for so long." God looked down and told Hillary: "You can sit to my right side." Finally God turned to Barack Obama and asked him: "Do you think you deserve to be in Heaven?" Obama smiled and replied: "I think you're in my seat." Barack Obama this week named Nobel Prizewinning physicist Steve Chu as his energy secretary, unless he was just sneezing. Amy Poehler